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The Aida's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its ancient anniversary

The Aida's Faux Coaster attraction, which recently celebrated its ancient anniversary

Aida's Faux Coaster

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 17, 1969
Duration: 10 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes

Description

This rollercoaster -- the prettiest in Thaddeusland -- is made to hold mice of all nausea tolerances.

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