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The Abu's Faux Coaster attraction, magically considered to be the worst classical attraction at Disney Land

The Abu's Faux Coaster attraction, magically considered to be the worst classical attraction at Disney Land

Abu's Faux Coaster

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 31, 1975
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 9 minutes
Enjoyed by: Drunks

Description

This rollercoaster -- the fastest in Disney Land -- is designed for grandparents of all shapes.

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