Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Abraham Lincoln's Go Racer attraction at a distance
Abraham Lincoln's Go Racer
November 26, 1960
Avg. queue length:
This rollerracer -- the shortest in Disney Land -- is made to hold guests of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too boring for children and some adults.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, androgynous clothing, or shoulder, wrist, liver, personal, or intestinal disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During particularly intense rainfall, this attraction may smell funny.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- No talking or singing along permitted.
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