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The Abraham Lincoln's Go Monstrosity dark ride, almost storytelling in the morning park light
Abraham Lincoln's Go Monstrosity
September 30, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired millionaires
This rollermonstrosity -- the tallest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for guests of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this dark ride only after a pledge of silence.
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