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The Abraham Lincoln's Go Monstrosity dark ride, almost storytelling in the morning park light

The Abraham Lincoln's Go Monstrosity dark ride, almost storytelling in the morning park light

Abraham Lincoln's Go Monstrosity

Attraction type: Dark ride
Opening date: September 30, 1994
Duration: 12 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: None
FASTPASS available: No
Designed by: Intellectually impaired millionaires

Description

This rollermonstrosity -- the tallest in Toontown -- is a massive attraction for guests of all states of exhaustion.

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