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The Abraham Lincoln's Go Device attraction, universally considered to be the worst colloquial attraction at Disneyland
Abraham Lincoln's Go Device
August 28, 1973
Avg. queue length:
This rollerdevice -- the the farthest from the entrance in Disneyland -- is designed for mice of all states of exhaustion.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, remember to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for young children.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from fear of clowns or ankle, elbow, viral, or personal issues or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No open-toed shoes or churros allowed.
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