Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
At right: The Abraham Lincoln's Go Contraption attraction, universally striking in the fading sunlight
Abraham Lincoln's Go Contraption
December 30, 1978
Avg. queue length:
This rollercontraption -- the most child-friendly in Toontown -- is appropriate for children of all ages.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you queue for this attraction only under pain of death.
- Minimum height 24".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from fluctuating blood pressure or neck complications or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling journey.
- No open-toed shoes or nudity allowed.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, participants are required to obtain pirate glasses.
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