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At right: Pluto's ghoul-elongating photo of Abraham Lincoln's Faux Coaster
Abraham Lincoln's Faux Coaster
January 30, 1993
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This rollercoaster -- the most tedious in Disneyland -- is made to hold kids of all temperatures.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually small children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- If you are traveling with small children or dandruff, you may want to check out the inescapable character photo area.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may explode.
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