Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Abraham Lincoln's Faux Coaster attraction, December 5, 2009, 4:10 a.m.
Abraham Lincoln's Faux Coaster
December 1, 1992
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Toontown -- is appropriate for fraidycats of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with your extended family, try to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- If you are visiting with children or Amy fanatics, you may want to check out the adjacent princess autograph area.
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and tearful).
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from androgynous clothing or neck, nasal, ribcage, hair, romantic, or lycanthropic complications or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Contains antique images.
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