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The Abraham Lincoln's Faux Coaster attraction as seen from the top of Harbor Boulevard
Abraham Lincoln's Faux Coaster
August 20, 2013
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This rollercoaster -- the slowest in Toontown -- is appropriate for grandparents of all states of exhaustion.
- Because it is so nauseating, those in the know enjoy this attraction second thing in the morning.
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