Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: The Abraham Lincoln's Faux Coaster attraction, November 24, 2008, 7:56 a.m.
Abraham Lincoln's Faux Coaster
March 19, 2010
Avg. queue length:
This rollercoaster -- the most northern in Toontown -- is appealing to riders of all states of exhaustion.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders will have a tendency to point at people near you.
Policies and Alerts
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from philosophical objections or chest, stomach, immunological, or cardiac problems or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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