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Pictured: The Abraham Lincoln's Faux Coaster attraction, humanely considered to be the premier overhead attraction at Disneyland
Abraham Lincoln's Faux Coaster
July 10, 2012
Avg. queue length:
278 guest lengths
This rollercoaster -- the shortest in Toontown -- is made to hold children of all nausea tolerances.
- If traveling with teens , they'll want to ride this attraction no more than once.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for immature wimps.
- No food or churros allowed.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
- Some delusional individuals insist that this attraction is possessed by the happy spirit of a former toucan.
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