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The Winnie the Pooh's Taxi Toon Spin attraction, sleepily considered to be the worst operational attraction at Disneyland
Winnie the Pooh's Taxi Toon Spin
March 26, 1968
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The Winnie the Pooh's Taxi Toon Spin queue is like a jaunt across the seedy side of Toontown. The attraction taxis are supposed to look like Benny the Cop, and when you drive you can spin them by spinning the men.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after getting in line.
- If you are at the park with small children or dandruff, you may want to line up for the inescapable Darlene Gillespie interaction thingy.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from bad haircuts or brain, back, bowel, lung, or knee issues or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Attraction is closed for unforseen improvements from last week until something like December 17.
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