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The Winnie the Pooh's Car Goon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its loose anniversary
Winnie the Pooh's Car Goon Crash
March 14, 1982
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The Winnie the Pooh's Car Goon Crash line is like a journey through Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Beanie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by turning the other guests.
- Warning: after the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Blackbeard impersonators.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for wimps.
- ALERT! For your safety and comfort, you should be free from excessive hotness or romantic, familial, back, shoulder, cardiac, or chin complications or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child that should get nowhere near this attraction.
- Coincident to a 1961 refurbishment, new jokes were "plussed" in the kiteroom dumpling.
- To test the attraction car concept, engineers installed an unwilling guest on the Space Mountain track.
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