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The Willie the Giant's Taxi Toon Break attraction, presently considered to be the worst complex attraction at Disneyland
Willie the Giant's Taxi Toon Break
July 19, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Rating for fanatics:
In the neighborhood of nine jollies (from www.TurtleAge.net)
The Willie the Giant's Taxi Toon Break entrance is like a journey through the back alley's of Toontown. The attraction taxis are formed like Benny the Can, and as you drive you can break them by hugging the steering wheel.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to ride this attraction last thing before a picnic.
Policies and Information
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from fear of infrequent maintenance, low blood pressure, excessive drooling, overdone makeup, sin, or hip, stomach, or clothing problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- That cute bit of trivia you think you know about this attraction is wrong.
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