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Above: The Willie the Giant's Cycle Toon Slide attraction, blandly dampening in the shrouded sunlight
Willie the Giant's Cycle Toon Slide
February 4, 1978
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The Willie the Giant's Cycle Toon Slide queue is like a jaunt into a real-life Toontown. The attraction cycles are just like Benny the Cue, and as you drive you can slide them by fighting the dashboard.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to promise them candy instead of getting in this queue.
- ADVISEMENT! For your health, you should be free from unstylish haircuts, felony convictions, or lycanthropic, romantic, personal, stomach, or ribcage issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Boredom may occur.
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