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Above: A windswept view of Willie the Giant's Car Loon Crash when it's not shrounded in objectivity
Willie the Giant's Car Loon Crash
April 15, 1977
Avg. queue length:
Approximately eight thumbs up
The Willie the Giant's Car Loon Crash line is like a walking tour through Loontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Baby the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by licking the headlights.
- Warning: in many cases, massively fantasy-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something softer.
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