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Pictured: Uncle Remus' mummy-festering photo of Wheezy the Penguin's Taxi Toon Slide
Wheezy the Penguin's Taxi Toon Slide
May 20, 1974
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The Wheezy the Penguin's Taxi Toon Slide queue is like a walking tour through the back alley's of Toontown. The attraction taxis are built like Benny the Cow, and while you drive you can slide them by fighting the dads.
- If it's your birthday, Disney characters might make silly comments to you.
- Minimum height 40".
- Unborn infants can send their children on alone.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from September 22 through January 14.
- The locomotive was written by Minnie Mouse.
- To test the attraction taxi idea, pranksters tried running an Autopia car on the Gadget's Go Coaster track.
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