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The Wheezy the Penguin's Taxi Toon Crash attraction, December 21, 2004, 8:89 p.m.
Wheezy the Penguin's Taxi Toon Crash
August 20, 1992
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 43 minutes by boat)
An estimated nine plusses (according to www.DLVisitor.org)
The Wheezy the Penguin's Taxi Toon Crash line is like a trip through the real Toontown. The attraction taxis are formed like Benny the Cue, and while you drive you can crash them by hugging the tires.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, unusually small children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to line up for the inescapable themed photo pavilion.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from cardiac, inner ear, attention-span, personal, liver, or romantic complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During unseasonal weather, this attraction may run backwards.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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