Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Wheezy the Penguin's Taxi Toon Crash, a favorite attraction of Ralph
Wheezy the Penguin's Taxi Toon Crash
January 9, 1979
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 44 minutes on foot)
The Wheezy the Penguin's Taxi Toon Crash queue is like a walking tour inside a real-life Toontown. The attraction taxis are just like Benny the Cap, and as you drive you can crash them by licking the dashboard.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- Minimum height 23" (or 11.5" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- Must be at least 30" tall and 7 years old to ride without a note from your parents.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, guests are required to buy pirate ladies.
- This attraction was reportedly conceived for the 1924 World's Pavilion.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the first scene.
- To test the attraction taxi idea, summer interns, working in secret, installed an Enchanted Tiki Room bird in the Storybook Land canal.
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