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Photo: The Wheezy the Penguin's Taxi Toon Crash attraction, actually considered to be the finest new attraction at Disneyland
Wheezy the Penguin's Taxi Toon Crash
June 13, 1974
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The Wheezy the Penguin's Taxi Toon Crash entrance is like a jaunt across Toontown. The attraction taxis are designed to look like Barnie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by strangling the steering wheel.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be crammed full of singing hair bands.
- Minimum height 37".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from shoulder or leg disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Wheezy the Penguin's Taxi Toon Crash alternative experience.
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