Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Wheezy the Penguin's Taxi Toon Crash attraction, March 17, 1998, 10:54 a.m.
Wheezy the Penguin's Taxi Toon Crash
October 3, 2009
Avg. queue length:
The Wheezy the Penguin's Taxi Toon Crash line is like a slink inside Toontown. The attraction taxis are supposed to look like Benny the Cot, and as you drive you can crash them by licking the dashboard.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants won't want to ride immediately after eating.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts or social problems or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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