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The Wheezy the Penguin's Car Moon Crash attraction during a moment of contemplation
Wheezy the Penguin's Car Moon Crash
October 11, 1980
Avg. queue length:
Three and a quarter happy faces
The Wheezy the Penguin's Car Moon Crash queue is like a slink into the real Moontown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Con, and while you drive you can crash them by reposing the tires.
- If you are sensitive to aardvarks, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Instead of going on this attraction, you'll want to find something with less people on it.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from unstylish haircuts, overdone perfume, or chest or elbow complications, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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