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The Wheezy the Penguin's Car Loon Crash experience, blandly considered to be the only light experience at Disneyland
Wheezy the Penguin's Car Loon Crash
July 1, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired retirees
The Wheezy the Penguin's Car Loon Crash line is like a slink into a real-life Loontown. The experience cars are formed like Benny the Cap, and as you drive you can crash them by fighting the wheel.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- This experience closes at random.
- Steve Jobs was once photographed enjoying this experience.
- To test the experience car idea, rogue guests installed a Splash Mountain log on the Pinocchio's Daring Journey track.
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