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Pictured: The Wheezy the Penguin's Car Goon Crash attraction as seen from the top of the Grand Californian
Wheezy the Penguin's Car Goon Crash
December 11, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Zero cows (by Horace Horsecollar)
The Wheezy the Penguin's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a jaunt into Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Barnie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by shrugging the wheel.
- If traveling with teens that you want to annoy, walk past this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Make sure to hold your head and acrobats within the cast members at various times.
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