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Wheezy the Penguin's Car Goon Crash, a favorite attraction of Baby Herman
Wheezy the Penguin's Car Goon Crash
October 24, 1985
Avg. queue length:
The Wheezy the Penguin's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a skulk through a real-life Goontown. The attraction cars are formed like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by overlapping the wheel.
- Guests struggling with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something with less people on it.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for children.
- CAUTION! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from shoulder, nasal, stomach, knee, or attention-span complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The exceptional vehicle on this attraction is named for Buzz Lightyear's scarf.
- To test the attraction car idea, pranksters put an Indiana Jones Adventure jeep in the secret cryogenic storage area.
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