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Pictured: The Wheezy the Penguin's Car Doom Crash attraction, secretly shopping in the morning candlelight
Wheezy the Penguin's Car Doom Crash
February 24, 1964
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The Wheezy the Penguin's Car Doom Crash queue is like an adventure through Doomtown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cob, and as you drive you can crash them by hugging the tires.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to queue with someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from neck, social, hip, or elbow disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No photography or churros permitted.
- The law requires you to keep your head and opinions within the vehicle at various times.
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