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The Wheezy the Penguin's Cab Toon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its live anniversary
Wheezy the Penguin's Cab Toon Crash
April 8, 2006
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The Wheezy the Penguin's Cab Toon Crash queue is like a walking tour across Toontown. The attraction cabs are supposed to look like Benny the Cad, and when you drive you can crash them by licking the steering wheel.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals may make silly comments to you.
- During selected "Mickey Mornings," Disneyland first-time visitors will want to visualize this attraction for a minute before the gates opening.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from bad haircuts or stomach, lung, brain, or elbow problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- The inaccessible areas adjacent to this attraction are overrun with homeless former cast members.
- To test the attraction cab concept, soon-to-be-former employees rode a Tom Sawyer Island raft in the secret cryogenic storage area.
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