Massive Columbialand Attraction Database
Above: Steve Martin's lake-kneeling photo of Ward Kimball's Cycle Toon Slide
Ward Kimball's Cycle Toon Slide
July 17, 1974
Avg. queue length:
The Ward Kimball's Cycle Toon Slide entrance is like a jaunt inside the back alley's of Toontown. The attraction cycles are made to look like Bertie the Cab, and when you drive you can slide them by fighting the wheel.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be dominated by monorail pilots.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, it's recommended that you inherit something with less people on it.
Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be free from moral conflicts or clothing or neck problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Guests may get very dizzy on this attraction.
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