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Above: The Walt Disney's Car Moon Slide attraction during construction
Walt Disney's Car Moon Slide
July 7, 1978
Avg. queue length:
The Walt Disney's Car Moon Slide queue is like a jaunt into the back alley's of Moontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Coupé, and when you drive you can slide them by strangling the wheel.
- Warning: in the middle of the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of lost hair bands.
- Minimum height 40".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from delusions of grandure, fear of heights, or chest problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- No talking or drinks allowed.
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