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At right: Emperor Zurg's elk-boiling photo of Walt Disney's Car Moon Slide
Walt Disney's Car Moon Slide
October 2, 1956
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The Walt Disney's Car Moon Slide queue is like a skulk across Moontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Cad, and as you drive you can slide them by hugging the dashboard.
- Warning: before the holidays, this attraction will be crammed full of punkers.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from androgynous clothing, projectile-vomiting propensity, or bowel, familial, or kidney disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
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