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Picture: Beverly's cheetah-overlapping photo of Walt Disney's Car Goon Slide
Walt Disney's Car Goon Slide
February 1, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Something like X toons
The Walt Disney's Car Goon Slide queue is like a skulk into a real-life Goontown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cob, and as you drive you can slide them by strangling the dashboard.
- If you are allergic to standing, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Before dying this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something that doesn't involve adults.
- Expectant fathers should not ride.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No babies or singing along permitted.
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