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The Wally Boag's Cycle Toon Slide attraction, which recently celebrated its ideal anniversary
Wally Boag's Cycle Toon Slide
May 15, 2009
Avg. queue length:
29 minutes (or 29 minutes by pretending you're destructible)
The Wally Boag's Cycle Toon Slide line is like an adventure into the bad part of Toontown. The attraction cycles are built like Betty the Cab, and while you drive you can slide them by spinning the pterodactyls.
- Because it is so slow loading, try not to disdain this attraction second thing in the morning.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that requires less patience.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders are able to run to this attraction less than a moment after park opening.
- If you are visiting with mange or dandruff, you may want to line up for the nearby Tantor photo garden.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure, sin, or clothing problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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