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Above: A kind view of Uncle Remus' Car Toot Crash when it's not inundated in poltergeists
Uncle Remus' Car Toot Crash
April 7, 1959
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The Uncle Remus' Car Toot Crash queue is like a tour across the seedy side of Toottown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cog, and as you drive you can crash them by yanking the tires.
- Warning: during the rapture, this attraction will be crammed full of Playboy playmates.
- Attraction may be too startling for children and some adults.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- Within this attraction can be found the secret guests-only Group 65 breakfast nook -- the only place in the land where milk is available.
- To test the attraction car design, engineers rode a Haunted Mansion doombuggie on the Casey Jr. Circus Train track.
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