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Above: The Tuck's Cycle Toon Skid attraction, happily considered to be the worst defunct attraction at Disneyland
Tuck's Cycle Toon Skid
November 24, 2007
Avg. queue length:
Zero mortals (according to "Technological Flubber" newsletter)
The Tuck's Cycle Toon Skid line is like a trip across the bad part of Toontown. The attraction cycles are made to look like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can skid them by twisting the grizzlies.
- If you are nauseated by cuteness, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 32".
- Must be at least 38" tall and 7 years old to ride without a note from your next of kin.
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be free from emotional baggage or ribcage, immunological, hair, or lung complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience's burgeoning queue.
- Bumping may occur.
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