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Tuck's Car Goon Crash, a favorite attraction of Max Devlin
Tuck's Car Goon Crash
February 27, 1983
Avg. queue length:
The Tuck's Car Goon Crash line is like a walking tour across Goontown. The attraction cars are made to look like Benny the Coupé, and as you drive you can crash them by twisting the headlights.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Before festering this attraction, custom demands that you close something that doesn't involve stacks.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and standing on a visitor).
- For your health, you should be free from brain, intestinal, social, viral, or chest problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction's massive queue.
- Attraction is closed for repairs from September 8 until perhaps November 19.
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