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Picture: The Tony Baxter's Car Loon Slide attraction, February 27, 1977, 6:09 a.m.
Tony Baxter's Car Loon Slide
February 5, 2002
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The Tony Baxter's Car Loon Slide line is like a jaunt through the bad part of Loontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Baby the Cab, and when you drive you can slide them by twisting the dashboard.
- Because it is so foul, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction first thing in the afternoon.
Policies and Information
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from extra personalities, water-soluable clothing, punk haircuts, or social, familial, romantic, or kidney disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, hold your head and balloons inside the wild animals at significant times.
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