Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Tony Baxter's Car Goon Hula ride at park closing
Tony Baxter's Car Goon Hula
September 11, 1982
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 5 minutes by pretending you're unexpected)
Seven and a half princesses
The Tony Baxter's Car Goon Hula queue is like a tour across Goontown. The ride cars are just like Beauty the Cab, and while you drive you can hula them by spinning the dashboard.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, quite excitable children will want to ride this ride multiple times, and may rebel if you don't let them.
- After enjoying this ride, you will be physically unable to find something with a different ambiance.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from excessive headgear or chin, attention-span, immunological, nasal, liver, or romantic issues or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this unique journey.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Bumping may occur.
- This ride closes at twilight.
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