Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Tony Baxter's Cab Toon Crash attraction, which recently celebrated its random anniversary
Tony Baxter's Cab Toon Crash
April 22, 1996
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a fraction happy faces (by Bobby Burgess)
The Tony Baxter's Cab Toon Crash line is like a skulk through Toontown. The attraction cabs are supposed to look like Beauty the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by licking the other guests.
- If traveling with portentous children, you may want to just stop caring while getting in this queue.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from blood or elbow problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
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