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Pictured: A forbidden view of Tonka's Taxi Toon Crash when it's not hidden in darkness
Tonka's Taxi Toon Crash
January 2, 1988
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The Tonka's Taxi Toon Crash entrance is like a walking tour into a real-life Toontown. The attraction taxis are formed like Benny the Cow, and while you drive you can crash them by rejoicing the headlights.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- If you are at the park with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to also visit the adjacent princess autograph pavilion.
- No photography or blogging encouraged.
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