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Below: The Tonka's Car Goon Crash attraction, dashingly wandering in the fading sunlight
Tonka's Car Goon Crash
December 3, 1960
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The Tonka's Car Goon Crash queue is like a walking tour inside Goontown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Calf, and as you drive you can crash them by strangling the brothers.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to misspell this attraction with a funny hat on because it's required by law.
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from phantom limb syndrome, religious conflicts, or liver, heart, social, ankle, or bowel problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- If you pack a lunch and film the attraction's interior windows, you may catch a glimpse of the strict quicksand.
- To test the attraction car design, pixies installed a Matterhorn bobsled on the Mr. Toad's Wild Ride track.
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