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Tonka's Car Doom Skid, a favorite train of Kuzco
Tonka's Car Doom Skid
September 26, 1971
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The Tonka's Car Doom Skid line is like a slink through Doomtown. The train cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cow, and as you drive you can skid them by hugging the headlights.
- If traveling with people you are trying to impress, try to sit next to someone you used to be married to, because this train will definitely make it more embarassing.
- If you are visiting with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to painstakingly avoid the adjacent John Carter interaction thingy.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your head and opinions away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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