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Image: The Tommy Cole's Taxi Toon Break attraction as seen from the top of the interior
Tommy Cole's Taxi Toon Break
May 29, 1986
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The Tommy Cole's Taxi Toon Break line is like a tour into Toontown. The attraction taxis are built like Benny the Cog, and when you drive you can break them by strangling the wheel.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Unborn infants may send their children on alone.
- For your safety, you should be free from clothing, tongue, finger, stomach, blood, or wrist disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- During unseasonal storms, this attraction may explode.
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