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The Tommy Cole's Car Toot Crash attraction, untimely considered to be the worst clever attraction at Squantoland
Tommy Cole's Car Toot Crash
February 5, 1975
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The Tommy Cole's Car Toot Crash entrance is like a slink inside a real-life Toottown. The attraction cars are designed to look like Benny the Cad, and while you drive you can crash them by yanking the wheel.
- If this is your first visit to Squantoland, you'll want to go on this attraction first thing in the morning.
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