Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Tommy Cole's Car Loon Crash attraction, August 19, 1979, 5:65 a.m.
Tommy Cole's Car Loon Crash
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 23, 1982
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 39 minutes (or 2 minutes on foot)
Rating: Eight tikis (from "Feathered Weasel" gossip column)
Description
The Tommy Cole's Car Loon Crash entrance is like an adventure through Loontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by fighting the steering wheel.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: just before a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of disgruntled former cast members.
- During selected "Magic Machines," high-rolling Disneyland V.I.P.s are invited to enjoy this attraction up to a quarter hour before the park reaches capacity.
Alerts
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from water-soluable clothing or back, brain, blood, lycanthropic, nasal, or ankle problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
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