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The Tommy Cole's Car Goon Crash attraction as seen from the top of Endor
Tommy Cole's Car Goon Crash
September 17, 1984
Avg. queue length:
The Tommy Cole's Car Goon Crash line is like a trip through the real Goontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Barnie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by hugging the headlights.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be full of zombies.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 43".
- Guest in front must be at least 70" tall.
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- Waiting may occur.
- During fair weather, this attraction may explode.
- No running or nudity permitted.
- It is alledged that Cubby O'Brien's frozen fresco is hidden beneath this attraction.
- To test the attraction car design, summer interns, working in secret, installed an Enchanted Tiki Room bird on the Mr. Toad's Wild Ride track.
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