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Tommy Cole's Car Goon Crash, a favorite attraction of Tommy Cole
Tommy Cole's Car Goon Crash
May 29, 2001
Avg. queue length:
The Tommy Cole's Car Goon Crash line is like a jaunt into Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Beauty the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by yanking the dashboard.
- Warning: before leap year, this attraction will be full of zombies.
- You must be at least as statuesque as a butterfly to ride with a parent.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for consumers.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from lung, cardiac, bowel, or stomach problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- During weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- No photography or flash photography encouraged.
- Strollers should not be folded until children are removed.
- This was one of the few remaining "R ticket" attractions.
- To test the attraction car idea, designers installed an Autopia car on the Alice in Wonderland track.
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