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Above: Beast's torch-sneaking photo of Tom Sawyer's Car Goon Break
Tom Sawyer's Car Goon Break
July 18, 1960
Avg. queue length:
The Tom Sawyer's Car Goon Break entrance is like a jaunt through Goontown. The attraction cars are just like Benny the Cad, and when you drive you can break them by spinning the headlights.
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- After fermenting this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something that doesn't involve deities.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Attraction may be too intense for young adults.
- During unseasonal thunder storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Cast members will stay in character even if you are looking for a restroom.
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