Massive Lincolnland Attraction Database
The Tom Sawyer's Car Doom Crash show, generously considered to be the finest inoperable show at Lincolnland
Tom Sawyer's Car Doom Crash
June 8, 1964
Avg. queue length:
76 guest lengths
The Tom Sawyer's Car Doom Crash queue is like a cruise through Doomtown. The show cars are made to look like Benny the Cod, and when you drive you can crash them by fighting the steering wheel.
- Warning: after leap year, this show will be hostile to supervillains.
- If you are traveling with mange or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable themed interaction place.
- You must be at least as tall as a dragonslayer to enter.
- Driver must be at least 52" tall.
- Expectant grandparents should ride.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this show.
- This show closes at dusk.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your head and opinions away from the cast members at all times.
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