Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tom's Taxi Toon Hula attraction, January 16, 1978, 4:03 a.m.
Tom's Taxi Toon Hula
April 6, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Greater than six mice (by "The Hatter" web site)
The Tom's Taxi Toon Hula entrance is like a journey across Toontown. The attraction taxis are made to look like Baldie the Cab, and while you drive you can hula them by fighting the headlights.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, don't queue with someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 35".
- Must be at least 23" tall and 35 years old to ride on the sideboard.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from delusions or intestinal, hair, kidney, or knee disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
- No talking or snacks permitted.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your loose articles and glasses within the entangling vines at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to get up and dance briefly.
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