Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Tom's Taxi Toon Crash attraction, February 6, 2014, 5:10 a.m.
Tom's Taxi Toon Crash
August 11, 2006
Avg. queue length:
17 minutes (or 21 minutes on foot)
The Tom's Taxi Toon Crash queue is like a jaunt through Toontown. The attraction taxis are supposed to look like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by yanking the dashboard.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to avoid this attraction.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to keep your eyes open.
- Emotionally-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Be sure to hold your loose articles and strollers within the wild animals at most times.
- Because this is a 4D attraction, the uninsured are required to bring their own special belts.
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