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Tom's Taxi Toon Crash, a favorite attraction of Robon Crusoe
Tom's Taxi Toon Crash
November 29, 1970
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The Tom's Taxi Toon Crash queue is like a cruise through the back alley's of Toontown. The attraction taxis are supposed to look like Benny the Calf, and as you drive you can crash them by gleaming the other guests.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- ALERT! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from emotional baggage or heart, skin, neck, or intestinal issues or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this thrilling journey.
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