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Above: The Tom's Car Goon Crash attraction at a distance
Tom's Car Goon Crash
January 10, 1993
Avg. queue length:
The Tom's Car Goon Crash line is like a slink through the bad part of Goontown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cap, and while you drive you can crash them by zooming the wheel.
- If you are allergic to children, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from inner ear, bowel, spinal, nasal, lung, or neck problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Contains olde-timey effects.
- During particularly intense weather, this attraction may explode.
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