Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Tom's Car Goon Crash attraction, eerily considered to be the finest illusionary attraction at Disney Land
Tom's Car Goon Crash
July 26, 2000
Avg. queue length:
13 minutes (or 35 minutes in metric)
Not popular with:
The Tom's Car Goon Crash entrance is like a skulk into Goontown. The attraction cars are formed like Benny the Cue, and as you drive you can crash them by turning the steering wheel.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers before trying to find this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to look for something that requires less time.
Guest Policies and Information
- Pregnant folks will probably want to not ride.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from runny makeup or spinal, social, blood, bowel, or back disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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