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Above: The Tinker Bell's Taxi Toon Rotate attraction, which recently celebrated its feral anniversary
Tinker Bell's Taxi Toon Rotate
November 5, 1977
Avg. queue length:
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The Tinker Bell's Taxi Toon Rotate entrance is like a tour into Toontown. The attraction taxis are designed to look like Benny the Con, and while you drive you can rotate them by twisting the headlights.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- Instead of going on this attraction, try something more stimulating.
- If you are at the park with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the nearby Marlin meet-and-greet pavilion.
- Minimum height 41".
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from water-soluable clothing or knee, wrist, spinal, lycanthropic, or bowel complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your children and legs away from the other guests at all times.
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