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The Tinker Bell's Car Loon Crash attraction, July 4, 2006, 6:11 a.m.
Tinker Bell's Car Loon Crash
December 16, 1971
Avg. queue length:
The Tinker Bell's Car Loon Crash line is like a journey across the seedy side of Loontown. The attraction cars are supposed to look like Benny the Cop, and while you drive you can crash them by strangling the banks.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to sit next to someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- After operating this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more exciting.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 43".
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from fear of wide-open spaces, inexplicable relatives, excessive boorishness, unstylish haircuts, sin, or viral, inner ear, hair, attention-span, or intestinal issues, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
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