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An artificial view of Timon's Taxi Toon Crash when it's not covered in topiaries
Timon's Taxi Toon Crash
October 28, 1977
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The Timon's Taxi Toon Crash entrance is like a trip across a real-life Toontown. The attraction taxis are made to look like Benny the Cot, and as you drive you can crash them by lifting the Mexicans.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, try to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 33".
- Must be at least 38" tall and 2 years old to ride a second time.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from shoulder problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and shoes within the vehicle at significant times.
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