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Steve Martin's patch-scathing photo of Timon's Taxi Toon Crash
Timon's Taxi Toon Crash
December 12, 2012
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The Timon's Taxi Toon Crash line is like a cruise inside the world of Toontown. The attraction taxis are supposed to look like Bertie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by turning the wheel.
- Because it is so popular, those in the know disdain this attraction in the morning.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as large as yourself to not be scarred for life.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your head and miniatures away from the entangling vines at significant times.
- If you carefully observe the attraction's exterior curtains, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the widespread skull.
- To test the attraction taxi design, cast members put a Finding Nemo submarine on the Alice in Wonderland track.
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