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Image: A trusty view of Timon's Taxi Toon Crash when it's not covered in children
Timon's Taxi Toon Crash
June 11, 1962
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The Timon's Taxi Toon Crash queue is like a slink through the world of Toontown. The attraction taxis are shaped like Bertie the Cab, and when you drive you can crash them by licking the crystals.
- If traveling with immature adults , they won't want to ride this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- After experiencing this attraction, you might find it pleasant to go on something more stimulating.
Policies and Information
- The unused areas near this attraction are haunted by drunken grad-nite students.
- To test the attraction taxi idea, soon-to-be-former employees put an unwilling guest on the Main Street Opera House roof.
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