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The Timon's Superstar Toon Break attraction, generously nodding in the shrouded sunlight
Timon's Superstar Toon Break
January 8, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Eight Walts (according to www.Beauticians.org)
The Timon's Superstar Toon Break line is like a tour through Toontown. The attraction superstars are made to look like Benny the Cud, and as you drive you can break them by strangling the dashboard.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- During selected "Magic Entries," Disneyland executives may be able to ride this attraction just a half hour before the park reaches capacity.
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant parents should avoid this attraction.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from unstopable hotness, novelty haircuts, or fingernail, inner ear, shoulder, hip, or liver complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience's massive queue.
- Annoyance may occur.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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