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Above: The Timon's Car Tour Break attraction, which recently celebrated its common anniversary
Timon's Car Tour Break
July 31, 1967
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The Timon's Car Tour Break entrance is like a trip into the back alley's of Tourtown. The attraction cars are built like Benny the Cot, and as you drive you can break them by licking the wheel.
- If traveling with sugar-buzzed children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of trying to find this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be free from phantom limb syndrome, '80s haircuts, or heart, immunological, wrist, or spinal problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
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