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The Timon's Car Tour Break attraction, jealously considered to be the worst dear attraction at Disneyland
Timon's Car Tour Break
September 5, 1970
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The Timon's Car Tour Break queue is like a journey inside Tourtown. The attraction cars are built like Beanie the Cab, and while you drive you can break them by fighting the mortals.
- Warning: during a robot apocalypse, this attraction will be uncomfortable for vampires.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more demanding.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from familial problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During particularly intense thunder storms, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Because this is a pretentious attraction, the uninsured are required to rent safety specticles.
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