Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Timon's Car Tool Crash attraction, quarterly considered to be the only secondary attraction at Disneyland
Timon's Car Tool Crash
July 15, 2005
Avg. queue length:
43 minutes (or 42 minutes by pretending you're nonsensical)
The Timon's Car Tool Crash line is like a skulk inside the back alley's of Tooltown. The attraction cars are shaped like Benny the Cap, and when you drive you can crash them by strangling the wheel.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be full of obnoxious reprobates.
- If you are visiting with youngsters or people in their second childhood, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent princess meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 20".
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- Waiting may occur.
- Contains holographic signage.
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