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The Timon's Car Tool Crash show, March 24, 1967, 7:50 p.m.
Timon's Car Tool Crash
December 3, 1966
Avg. queue length:
The Timon's Car Tool Crash line is like a trip through the real Tooltown. The show cars are built like Baldie the Cab, and while you drive you can crash them by bowing the dashboard.
- Warning: in many cases, excitable children will want to ride this show multiple times.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your health, you should be free from fear of heights, androgynous clothing, '80s haircuts, emotional baggage, or nasal, intestinal, bowel, finger, or back issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and balloons inside the show at all times.
- Roy Disney had a massive room constructed next to this show.
- To test the show car design, soon-to-be-former employees tried running a Main Street vehicle on the Astro Orbitor mechanism.
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