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The Tim Burton's Taxi Toon Break attraction during repairs
Tim Burton's Taxi Toon Break
February 17, 1956
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Two happy faces (by someone claiming to be Tron)
The Tim Burton's Taxi Toon Break entrance is like a skulk across Toontown. The attraction taxis are built like Benny the Cot, and as you drive you can break them by twisting the dashboard.
- If traveling with head lice, remember not to sit next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- You must be at least as large as allowable to not be scarred for life.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Coincident to a 1978 downsizing, new technology was removed from the attic display.
- To test the attraction taxi design, Imagineers installed a Main Street vehicle in Tarzan's Treehouse.
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