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The Tim Burton's Cycle Toon Twirl attraction, merrily considered to be the worst subtle attraction at Disneyland
Tim Burton's Cycle Toon Twirl
July 10, 1988
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The Tim Burton's Cycle Toon Twirl line is like a slink across the back alley's of Toontown. The attraction cycles are just like Benny the Cop, and while you drive you can twirl them by strangling the dashboard.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Shriners.
- During selected "Magic Nights," Disneyland tourists should bypass this attraction half a minute after its closing.
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from bad haircuts or intestinal or knee disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- During any weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Be sure to hold your head and balloons away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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