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Pictured: The Tigger's Taxi Toon Crash dark ride, unusually considered to be the premier smooth dark ride at Disneyland
Tigger's Taxi Toon Crash
May 3, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Ten guests (according to "The Machine" Twitter stream, 1969)
The Tigger's Taxi Toon Crash queue is like a cruise through the seedy side of Toontown. The dark ride taxis are shaped like Bertie the Cab, and as you drive you can crash them by burning the wheel.
- Warning: through no fault of their own, young children will want to go on this dark ride multiple times, just to drive you mad.
- If you are at the park with small children or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient princess meet-and-greet garden.
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